The following Cubs Suck joke was sent to us via Facebook.

A guy gets married and is waiting for his wife on his honeymoon. She walks out of the bathroom in a flimsy little lingerie and says, “Now be gentle, I’m a virgin.” The guy says, “I’m your fourth husband….how can you be a virgin?” The woman says, “Well, my first husband turned out to be gay and he wouldn’t do it. My second husband was an acoholic and he couldn’t do it. And my third husband was a Cub fan. He kept saying, ‘Wait till next year…wait till next year!’

Did you hear that Major League Baseball has banned the sale of beer at Wrigley Field this year?

Yeah it’s because the Cubs lost their opener!

This joke and others can be found in our jokes page or on our Facebook Fan Page.  If you have a good one – put it on the Facebook page and we’ll use it on our site!

The Cubs only have 2 seasons where their fans can ever say anything positive…

The Pre Season and the Off Season.

A special thanks to our Cubs Suck Facebook fans for posting this joke.

Whats the difference between Wrigley Field and a cactus?

With a cactus all the pricks are on the outside.

Meteorologists have determined that the dust cloud that was recently spreading over Europe and delaying International travel was not from the volcanic eruption in Iceland, but are now interviewing the person responsible for cleaning the Chicago Cubs trophy case.