Whats the difference between Wrigley Field and a cactus?

With a cactus all the pricks are on the outside.

Meteorologists have determined that the dust cloud that was recently spreading over Europe and delaying International travel was not from the volcanic eruption in Iceland, but are now interviewing the person responsible for cleaning the Chicago Cubs trophy case.

You know what a Cardinal can do that a Cub will never do?

Answer: Whistle through his pecker!! And win championships!

Did you hear that Wood and Prior will be getting statues of them built outside Wrigley Field?

The statue will be made of glass called, “the glass doll twins”.