What a terrible romance novel this has been.  Did anyone expect any different when the Cubs signed Milton Bradley?  I know we didn’t.  Milton has done some pretty stupid stuff and obviously the team has just had enough with his antics.  The Cubs announced this weekend that he would be suspended for the rest of this season.  So great Cubs – good job.  Now what do you do with him for the next 2 years.

Jim Hendry is just a horrible GM.  Everything he does falls apart.  How HE still has a job is beyond me.  Anyways, here is what Milton had to say,

“I need a stable, healthy, enjoyable environment,” Bradley told the newspaper. “There’s too many people everywhere in your face with a microphone asking the same questions repeatedly.

“Everything is just bashing you. It’s just negativity.”

Welcome to Wrigleyville Milton.  Now you see what the rest of us already knew.  That Cubs Suck!

Milton Bradley never claimed to be smart.  A few days back Milton Bradley did a super bonehead, Cubbish, move by throwing the ball into the stands on the 2nd out of the inning.  Not only did he toss the ball into the stands, but he did a little “pose” after he made the catch.  What a cocky little turd.  Milton – YOU SUCK.  You are not good so quit showboating.   Funny stuff.  Probably the most comical thing was his response after the game.  Telling the fans that “things like this happen” and they should “sue him”.  Hey Milton… Things like this DONT HAPPEN to anyone but you.  It’s not a common occurance.  Learn to count!  Check it out and laugh.

Well our behated Cubbies lost game one of their first “rival” series with the Cardinals yesterday.  Did you expect anything different?  They are the Cubs?  So the Cardinals decided that the Cubs suck SO BAD that they would throw a rookie pitcher today against Zambrano.  Not only a rookie – but his first ever MLB start.  Shows how little respect Tony Larussa and crew have for ZamDumbo who is on the mound for the Cubs today.

Anyone going to the game?  Expect more Cubs Sucktastic Tweets during todays afternoon fest.  What are the odds that Milton Bradley (let’s start going with Milton BADley) will be thrown out of the game again today? Heck the freakin umpire is filing a report on BADley.  Tough day for Cubs fans I’m sure.  Have you figured out yet that your team is JUST NOT THAT GOOD??????

This bring back great memories from your 2008 post-season?  Ouch?