Cubs are like a slot machine
The freakin sucky Cubs are like an online slot machine. Each day they march out onto the field and you just never know what you are going to get. Much like yanking the slot machine lever with hopes of getting something great, only to be disappointed by the suckiness thats to follow. Sure, you might hit a few jackpots and play in the positive for a while, but in the end, everything sucks and you just lose it all. Likewise, the Cubs may win a few here or there along the way. But when it’s all said and done… They are losers and will continue the losing tradition.
Ok, now that I’ve done this comparison I want to invite all you Cubs Suck members to a FREE slot tournament. They are giving away a $150,000 prize pool. $65k to the winner. You are crazy NOT to just get an account, and register for FREE, and spin the slots a few times to see what you hit. You hit a jackpot and you may be thanking me for telling you about this. Or, more likely you won’t hit a thing and be out an hour of your time. Anyways, it starts here in May and runs for a few weeks. It is FREE. $65,000 to the winner… Here is how:
- Download the software
- Register for a “real money” account
- GO to tournaments and Register for the May Flowers FREEROLL
See all you haters on the leaderboard. If you win it remember me!
