As the days go, the pages continue to be  written about how bad the Chicago Cubs organization sucks.  Is Zambrano finally realizing what the rest of the world already knows?  This team is EMBARRASSING to the rest of the world of baseball.  To us it’s humorous.  To fans, owners, players – it’s embarrassing.  Ok first things first!  SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!  The Cardinals took care of business this weekend in St. Louis and swept the Cubs.

Pujols Back to Back Walkoffs

It’s no secret that Albert Pujols has not been himself this year.  But this series against the Cubs he was alive!  Saturday’s game was a hard fought game.  The Chubbies showed a little fight.  Bottom 11 rolls around and Albert Pujols comes to the plate.  BOOOOOOM.  Outta here.  Walkoff homerun.  Cubs lose!

So after this game manager of the Cubs, Quade, or whatever the heck his name is said he wouldn’t let Pujols beat them again.  At least not for 24 hours.  Ha.  Pujols comes up AGAIN in Sundays game.  Nobody on.  Nobody out.  Game tied in the bottom of the 10th.  So timeout here.  I just laid out the situation for you.  What do you do if you are manager?

1. Make it very very clear to your pitcher to NOT give Pujols anything to hit?
2. Intentionally walk him because you know you will be roasted if Pujols beats you again?
3. Groove a fastball and hope for the best?

Ding Ding Ding.  #3 is the winner.  Pujols destroyed a perfect hitters pitch over the fences for his second walkoff in as many days.  Take a look!

Zambrano Embarrassed By 2011 Cubs

So after the game the fiery Carlos Zambrano clearly wasn’t happy with how things turned out for the sorry Cubs. Listen in to how embarrassed he is with this 2011 Cubs team.

Cubs Suck – The End

I’ll leave you with one thing. That’s 6 in a row losses. It’s pretty safe to start saying, “Wait til Next Year.” Cubs Suck and get your brooms out!!!

So this years Chicago Cubs team is just sucking so bad and so often it’s impossible to keep up.  We want to recap this last weeks events in one post and show all you haters just how sucky things are getting for the Lovable Losers and their fans.

• Crazy, moronic, Cub sheep (errr fan) decides it would be cool to dump beer on Shane Victorino’s head. Unfortunately, Shane and the rest of the world didn’t think this was such a great idea.  Victorino filed charges on this dude.  This guy fled the stadium and later turned himself in.  Now, only at Wrigley would you see this type of crap.  The drunk fans that have no clue or care how the team is doing… They just want to stir something up.  Typical Cub fan.  We stayed away from this story quite a bit but Deadspin pounded it.  So here are some links about this pathetic excuse for a baseball fan.

Stay Classy
Beer-Tossing
Confronted
Inspiration

So who is going to make us a Cubs Suckcessory out of this idiots picture!  I can think of some creative sayings.

• Gregg implodes again and loses closer role. It was becoming almost comical when Kevin Gregg would enter the game in a Cubs 9th inning game.  This dude would give up walks, runs, homeruns, and most importantly, GAMES!  Every single time this guy would make it interesting.  Gregg is horrible and should have been out as the Cubs closer last month… Ok, well he never should have been the closer but that is besides the fact.  Finally, last week after Gregg gave up another one of his notorious walk-off homeruns – Lou and crew pulled the plug on Gregg as the closer and are now going with Marmol.  Yeah because he has been so much better.  Must suck to have a sucky bullpen!
• Carlos Zambrano has been lazy? I don’t have much to say but read this quote and tell me why the Cubs and Zambrano DON’T SUCK!

“My problem is I’ve been lazy,” a contrite Zambrano said. “There are things in life you don’t like to do, but you have to do them. I don’t like abs [abdominal muscle workouts], but I have to do them. I have to start doing them every day and be serious about it.”

Doctors are convinced stronger abdominal muscles will ease the pain on back discs, one of which is bulging and has caused Zambrano pain on and off for a few years.

“I’ve got to be honest with me and with you [media] guys and the fans. I’m 28 years old, I’m not 16 anymore,” Zambrano said. “I’m a big guy and I work hard every day, [but] one of the things I don’t like to do is my abs, my core work. If I do abs every day and keep doing my job and be serious about my abs, I’ll be OK.”

• Sweet Lou gets nailed for jaywalking. Ok so he didn’t get nailed but Lou Piniella got a “warning” for jaywalking in San Diego.  Hilarious!
• The Cubs are now down 6 games. It seems they can’t beat anyone and the Cardinals can beat everyone.  They just struggled with the Padres and now have to face the Dodgers for a series.  UH OH.  It’s do or die (ok, DIE) time for the Chubs this weekend.  They get down more than 6 games and we’ll all be shouting, “THEY GONE!”   And you lovable Cubs sheep will be crying about all the injuries and how we will now have to “wait til next year.”  It’s a broken record.  But hey, at least you have a song to make you feel better every now and then.  LOL!

Pile it on Cubs haters!

Thanks Carlos Zambdumbo… We will blame the next 10 years on you.  Take a look at what happened to the economy following Burt Hooton last pitched a nono for the Cubs.

If the Cubs win the world series I don’t even want to imagine what’s going to happen.

The guy stands on a mound of dirt to do his job, whether it’s on artificial turf or not, and the official excuse for a back pain that sidelined him has been because of ‘playing on artificial turf for 6 days’. Why I don’t hear of players from those fields with artificial turf being sent to the DL for that is beyond me. So what’s the real reason he needed to be on the DL? Sounds to me like since the Scrubbies have been in 1st place for a while, and since that hasn’t happened in, well……..forever lol, suddenly they think the right way to go about it is by their giving in to the whining of star players who want to take a break because they aren’t used to playing so hard. Usually they have to play just hard enough to get by ‘cuz 3rd place is only a few games away. Wipe that frown from your face Carlos, you can hang out with your ‘Sweet’ Uncle Lou and get your hair done while talking about girls and cooties……..

There will be no singing at Wrigley today.  Put that dumb song to rest Cub fans because the Orioles finally put you in your place.  Yeah, they had won 14-15-whatever in a row at home… Yeah, they might have the best record baseball… Yeah, they might have swept the Whitesox… Yeah, yeah, yeah…

All those positives and they are still just a few games ahead of the Cardinals and another few ahead of the Wild Card.  With over half a season to go – this could be a dissapointing ending for the North Siders.  Big Zambrano out… OUCH!  Soriano gone – they won’t admit it – but OUCH!  Watch, Aramis or DLee will go cripple here soon.  Probably Aramis as he always spends a week or two vacation on the DL.

Also, how are you going to handle the rigorous 2nd half schedule on the road?  To date they have played 41 home games and just 36 road games.  16-20 on the road?  YIKES!  Just preparing you Cub fans for a long 2nd half of the season.  Don’t say we didn’t tell you so.