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Cubs Fly the L in Preseason Action

We're singing the Cubs Suck, the Cubs Blow - Hey Chicago, what do ya say, the Cubs are going to Fly the L today! Last night confirmed what we already knew. The Chicago Cubs Suck, and are the worst team in the city. After scoring a run in the first and the second, Cub...
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Who is Ready for FLY THE L Baseball!?

Ah! The sounds of summer! The crack of the bat, the obnoxious sounds of Cub fans, and singing Hey Chicago, what do ya say, let's Fly the L today! The losers of summer are back in the North side of Chicago, and the 2020 schedule has been released. Of course, Cub fans...
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Cubs Don’t Want a 2020 Season

Do the Cubs really want to play baseball? Why go through the embarrassment of the 2020 season? We all know Wrigley Field is there for ONE reason and ONE reason only.. For people to drink overpriced, disgusting beer. There just happens to be baseball played there (not...
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Despite COVID-19; the Cubs STILL SUCK

Okay, so while this COVID-19 garbage is super annoying, and changing all of our lives in an everyday basis, the one thing we have really realized through all of this? Man, the Cubs Suck. It's nearing the end of April, and this would be about the time of season where...
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Cubs Suck Season is BAAAACK!

Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...
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Cubs Don’t Want a 2020 Season

Cubs Don’t Want a 2020 Season

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Do the Cubs really want to play baseball? Why go through the embarrassment of the 2020 season? We all know Wrigley Field is there for ONE reason and ONE reason only.. For people to drink overpriced, disgusting beer. There just happens to be baseball played there (not...

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