Goodbye Joe Maddon

Here’s to you, Joe Maddon. We have to give you a little credit here. As much of a little garden gnome troll you are; we respect you. You were the ONE guy to make this dumpster fire organization known as the Chicago Cubs relevant. Here’s to you, Joe Maddon....

The Cubs are DEAD! The Cubs are DEAD!

Turn out the lights…. The party is over…. Not that anyone was watching baseball anyways at Wrigley Field, but the party is over. The Cubs are DEAD! The “dynasty” is over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Cubs are missing out on the playoffs. YA HATE TO...

National FLY THE L Weeks Have ARRIVED!

Okay, Cubs Suck fans. The time has come. The Cubs Choke time has arrived. Two weeks left in the season, and the Cubs are a game up on a playoff spot. The Pittsburgh Pirates completely bent over for them, but now it’s time to start flying the L early and often....

Missing in Action: The Chicago Cubs Offense

Ahh – it’s a shame to see a Joe Maddon group completely wet the bed over the weekend. Nice work, Milwaukee Brewers. After the Cubs came away with a win on Friday over the Brewers; Cub fans sang, and acted all gay and merry. After that – it was all...

Fly the L Weekend in Chicago

Ya just hate to see it…. Ya really do. Ya hate to see it. The Chicago Cubs not only got beat on Sunday, but they got SWEPT in a three-game series at home to the Washington Nationals. The Washington Nationals came to the disgusting park known as Wrigley Field and...