Okay – by now you have heard about the horrendous Joe Ricketts story, where basically, he’s a complete douchebag rich man. It’s been a hell of a couple seasons now for the worst professional sports franchise ever. Let’s take a look at the list of things that make the lovable losers the lovable douchebags:
- Theo traded his entire soul for Aroldis Chapman, who basically shot a gun at his wife in their garage. Good work, Theo.
- Theo then doubled down last season for a guy that completely hates the LGBT community. Daniel Murphy came over, and well – sucked. Karma sucks huh Theo?
- The Cubs are sticking with known domestic abuser Addison Russell. Not only are they sticking with him, but in the end, he will be getting a raise. Cool, Theo.
- If we want to talk about ON the field. Yu Darvish? HAHAHAHA
- Daniel Descalso? LOL. Try to get Bryce Harper and in the end, settle for Daniel Descalso. Theo’s League, eh?
- And now this scumbug story. Is there anything the Cubs WILL NOT do?