Despite COVID-19; the Cubs STILL SUCK

Okay, so while this COVID-19 garbage is super annoying, and changing all of our lives in an everyday basis, the one thing we have really realized through all of this? Man, the Cubs Suck. It's nearing the end of April, and this would be about the time of season where...

Cubs Suck Season is BAAAACK!

Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...

David Ross is Already a Puppet

In a cute turn of events, David Ross - the new puppet - errr - manager of the Chicago Cubs met with the media yesterday. Of course, all the things he said, most of them didn't make any sense, but the cutest part was the puppet, errr manager saying "I feel we have a...

Cubs Suck/Cyber Monday – Christmas Day Sale!

Happy Cyber Monday! We get it. At this point, you are tired of the emails, and have probably run completely out of money... But, you can't forget - the Cubs still SUCK in December, and definitely at Christmas. Need a gag gift for that sweetheart Cub fan that probably...

David LOL Ross….

Just when you thought the Chicago Cubs could not be anymore incredibly stupid..... They hire David Ross as their next manager. Yes, David Ross. THAT, David Ross. That guy that finished his career with a sub .230 batting average, and just over 100 home runs in nearly...
Cubs Sticking up for Wife Beater

Cubs Sticking up for Wife Beater

As if the 2019 Chicago Cubs, who have been a complete embarrassment already this season are not making enough negative headlines. I mean, Anthony Rizzo is not hitting his weight, Kris Bryant is off to a slow start, and David Bote has become a new hero in Chicago,...

Cubs Suck So Bad Brian McCann Wants No Part

Cubs Suck So Bad Brian McCann Wants No Part

So, as we have discussed all offseason - does anyone care for the Cubs anymore? Remember when Cub fans spewed at the mouth about how they could attract basically any player they wanted. When push comes to shove - they are full of garbage, and in fact, it's the...

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