Over a Century of Bad Chicago Cubs Baseball

Cubs Suck Season is BAAAACK!

Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...

David Ross is Already a Puppet

In a cute turn of events, David Ross - the new puppet - errr - manager of the Chicago Cubs met with the media yesterday. Of course, all the things he said, most of them didn't make any sense, but the cutest part was the puppet, errr manager saying "I feel we have a...

Cubs Suck/Cyber Monday – Christmas Day Sale!

Happy Cyber Monday! We get it. At this point, you are tired of the emails, and have probably run completely out of money... But, you can't forget - the Cubs still SUCK in December, and definitely at Christmas. Need a gag gift for that sweetheart Cub fan that probably...

David LOL Ross….

Just when you thought the Chicago Cubs could not be anymore incredibly stupid..... They hire David Ross as their next manager. Yes, David Ross. THAT, David Ross. That guy that finished his career with a sub .230 batting average, and just over 100 home runs in nearly...

Goodbye Joe Maddon

Here's to you, Joe Maddon. We have to give you a little credit here. As much of a little garden gnome troll you are; we respect you. You were the ONE guy to make this dumpster fire organization known as the Chicago Cubs relevant. Here's to you, Joe Maddon. You found a...

The Cubs are DEAD! The Cubs are DEAD!

Turn out the lights.... The party is over.... Not that anyone was watching baseball anyways at Wrigley Field, but the party is over. The Cubs are DEAD! The "dynasty" is over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Cubs are missing out on the playoffs. YA HATE TO SEE IT. What a...

National FLY THE L Weeks Have ARRIVED!

Okay, Cubs Suck fans. The time has come. The Cubs Choke time has arrived. Two weeks left in the season, and the Cubs are a game up on a playoff spot. The Pittsburgh Pirates completely bent over for them, but now it's time to start flying the L early and often. In...

Missing in Action: The Chicago Cubs Offense

Ahh - it's a shame to see a Joe Maddon group completely wet the bed over the weekend. Nice work, Milwaukee Brewers. After the Cubs came away with a win on Friday over the Brewers; Cub fans sang, and acted all gay and merry. After that - it was all she wrote. The...

Fly the L Weekend in Chicago

Ya just hate to see it.... Ya really do. Ya hate to see it. The Chicago Cubs not only got beat on Sunday, but they got SWEPT in a three-game series at home to the Washington Nationals. The Washington Nationals came to the disgusting park known as Wrigley Field and...

Do the Chicago Cubs Currently have the Worst Bullpen of All Time?

Do the Chicago Cubs have the worst bullpen in all of Major League Baseball? Not just during the 2019 season, but all time? There is a great argument that they do. These guys flat suck. Here are the names on the current roster to pitch out of the bullpen: Tyler...

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