Despite COVID-19; the Cubs STILL SUCK

Okay, so while this COVID-19 garbage is super annoying, and changing all of our lives in an everyday basis, the one thing we have really realized through all of this? Man, the Cubs Suck. It’s nearing the end of April, and this would be about the time of season...

THIS JUST IN: YU DARVISH STILL SUCKS!

By now, you have probably all seen the glorius and absolutely HILARIOUS video that shows Yu Darvish giving up an absolute bomb on his first pitch back this past weekend… I am not sure how we want to break this BREAKING NEWS – but Yu Darvish STILL SUCKS....

PECOTA is SMART; Cub Fans are NOT

So, the latest in the Cubs are the absolute worst and their fans are absolutely ridiculous – we present to you PECOTA. One of the worst fans on the planet and the biggest homer of all time – Evan Altman has whined non stop about PECOTA putting the Cubs at...

Cubs Offseason Confirms What We Already Knew

Let’s run down the Chicago Cubs 2018 – 2019 offseason work. Remember the “It’s Theo’s League” folks? HAHAHAHAHA! Most GM’s would get fired for this offseason: Traded for Ronald Torreyes Signed Kyle Ryan Traded Tommy LaStella...