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Zambrano-throws-glove Zambrano-throws-glove CHICAGO - MAY 27: Starting pitcher Carlos Zambrano #38 of the Chicago Cubs throws his glove into the dugout after being thrown out of a game in the 7th inning against the Pittsburgh Pirates on May 27, 2009 at Wrigley Field...

Despite COVID-19; the Cubs STILL SUCK

Okay, so while this COVID-19 garbage is super annoying, and changing all of our lives in an everyday basis, the one thing we have really realized through all of this? Man, the Cubs Suck. It’s nearing the end of April, and this would be about the time of season...

Cubs Suck Season is BAAAACK!

Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...

David Ross is Already a Puppet

In a cute turn of events, David Ross – the new puppet – errr – manager of the Chicago Cubs met with the media yesterday. Of course, all the things he said, most of them didn’t make any sense, but the cutest part was the puppet, errr manager...

Cubs Suck/Cyber Monday – Christmas Day Sale!

Happy Cyber Monday! We get it. At this point, you are tired of the emails, and have probably run completely out of money… But, you can’t forget – the Cubs still SUCK in December, and definitely at Christmas. Need a gag gift for that sweetheart Cub...

Goodbye Joe Maddon

Here’s to you, Joe Maddon. We have to give you a little credit here. As much of a little garden gnome troll you are; we respect you. You were the ONE guy to make this dumpster fire organization known as the Chicago Cubs relevant. Here’s to you, Joe Maddon....