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Zambrano-throws-glove Zambrano-throws-glove CHICAGO - MAY 27: Starting pitcher Carlos Zambrano #38 of the Chicago Cubs throws his glove into the dugout after being thrown out of a game in the 7th inning against the Pittsburgh Pirates on May 27, 2009 at Wrigley Field...

Cubs Suck Season is BAAAACK!

Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...

David LOL Ross….

Just when you thought the Chicago Cubs could not be anymore incredibly stupid….. They hire David Ross as their next manager. Yes, David Ross. THAT, David Ross. That guy that finished his career with a sub .230 batting average, and just over 100 home runs in...

National FLY THE L Weeks Have ARRIVED!

Okay, Cubs Suck fans. The time has come. The Cubs Choke time has arrived. Two weeks left in the season, and the Cubs are a game up on a playoff spot. The Pittsburgh Pirates completely bent over for them, but now it’s time to start flying the L early and often....

Missing in Action: The Chicago Cubs Offense

Ahh – it’s a shame to see a Joe Maddon group completely wet the bed over the weekend. Nice work, Milwaukee Brewers. After the Cubs came away with a win on Friday over the Brewers; Cub fans sang, and acted all gay and merry. After that – it was all...

Fly the L Weekend in Chicago

Ya just hate to see it…. Ya really do. Ya hate to see it. The Chicago Cubs not only got beat on Sunday, but they got SWEPT in a three-game series at home to the Washington Nationals. The Washington Nationals came to the disgusting park known as Wrigley Field and...