Who is Ready for FLY THE L Baseball!?

Ah! The sounds of summer! The crack of the bat, the obnoxious sounds of Cub fans, and singing Hey Chicago, what do ya say, let’s Fly the L today! The losers of summer are back in the North side of Chicago, and the 2020 schedule has been released. Of course, Cub...

Cubs Suck Season is BAAAACK!

Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...

Goodbye Joe Maddon

Here’s to you, Joe Maddon. We have to give you a little credit here. As much of a little garden gnome troll you are; we respect you. You were the ONE guy to make this dumpster fire organization known as the Chicago Cubs relevant. Here’s to you, Joe Maddon....

Jose Quintana STILL SUCKS

If a Cub fan tells you that Jose Quintana is anything better than not good, he is lying to you. Jose Quintana SUCKS. 5.1 innings against the Reds, and allowed 12 hits and 6 runs. Goodness, Jose – feel free to get guys out. The hapless Cubs lost two out of three...

Cubs Add More Seating to Wrigley Field

Good morning Cub haters.  Chicago Side Sports is reporting that the Chicago Cubs are adding 5000 more seats to Wrigley Field.  Not just any seats, these seats will be completely obstructed view seats.  According to Chicago Side Sports, Cub fans had two issues they...